Well first off i'm a ninja. i'm almost 6 foot tall and i can pretty much see the future. Call me sasquatch. i have great hacking skills. i'm worth 56 million dollars. i was asked to run for president but i declined. i'm fluent in all 5000 languages or should i say "ich spreche aller Sprache" i know all of pi. i drive a ferrari and a harley, at the same time! paris hilton is jealous of me, but i think she looks like a greyhound. i've tried killing 142 men and one old lady. i am a best selling author. yngwie malmsteen admitted i played harmonica way better than he can. im getting married tomorrow in vegas! yeaaaah baby! I live in cartoon hell.

sketchy diners in ct, peach and grape cigars, wine bars, pop rocks, ramen noodles, warped tour, grapefruit bubble baths

my american heart., imogen heap., vive la fete!, afi., miss kittin., iron maiden., poison., children of bodom., dragonforce., greeley estates., frou frou., guns and roses., hilary duff., as i lay dying.

deathproof., life as a house., heaven's prisoners.

la ink!, heroes, my name is earl, daria, the simple life, mtv